Romania

misshonoriaglossop:

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Eurovision, I love you for this reason alone.

The best days are the ones where Courtney Stodden appears in public without a skirt.

Kept looking over my shoulder…

A neighbor knocked on our door earlier, asking wether or not we had electricity. But spends the entire time looking over my shoulder into the flat. Now, I’m just wondering if she didn’t believe me when I said we did in fact have electricity or whether she was rather taken with something behind me. Anyway, it was like those instances when men speak to your boobs.

A pretty good representation of my 4 years in American public schools.

A pretty good representation of my 4 years in American public schools.

Not sure my enthusiasm for the abdication/inauguration in Holland can survive being forced to listen to this much Dutch.

The inauguration of the Dutch Crown Princely couple is happening in a few days, and I am all over that shit.

So, while I’m all:


Everyone that I know is looking at me like:

First world problem I know but….

…Have been to the supermarket twice in as many days to buy, amongst other things, some shampoo. Grab a bottle, pay, leave.

Except, on both occasions, I never have the shampoo when I get home. Once is acceptable, twice makes me think I’m loosing my mind.

Also, the shit show I threw when theĀ  2nd bottle failed to appear from my bag made me loose a few girlfriend points, I think, and added a few to the “Crazy lady” end of the scale.

Dad has been rummaging through old papers.

Dad has been rummaging through old papers.

Must be an age thing, but I find shopping for coffee tables rather exciting.